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SLC Punk – Request
I think the last time I watched this was when it came out. If I tell you how long ago that was in my life, it could seriously date me. Some things just make you feel irrationally old. My nerd crush on...
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Care Bears Movie II – Request
Ah, how I wish I were joking. No. It was requested, and I did indeed watch it. It’s not the cartoon aspect of the movie that I’m ashamed of, I’m fond of cartoons and cartoon movies. Nor is it really...
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Paul Blart: Mall Cop – Request
I feel like I’ve watched a million Sandler-associated movies in the past while. Sometimes without even knowing it when I wade in. 10 minutes into this movie and I just had to pause it to say – Really?...
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Deliverance – Request
Tata tang tang tang tang tangtang tang… Even if you’ve never actually seen the movie, you know the song. You know it even if you don’t think that you do. It’s been referenced in countless media since...
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Dinosaurus! – Request
I kind of figured I was going to dig this movie during the opening credits. First there’s really big music the whole first part, and when you think it can’t possibly get any bigger: DAH D DAH I DAH N...
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The Mangler – Request
A lot of Stephen King stories that get translated into movies end up being extraordinarily bad. I’m not exactly sure why, considering the stories themselves are quite good. I think it might have to do...
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Cat’s Eye – Request
Not one portion of this movie’s description rang a bell for me, so you can imagine how dumbfounded I was when I started remembering every single part of it within the first five minutes. I don’t know...
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Ma Vie En Rose – Request
There are two movies by this title. Both are French. One is a biopic about a singer. This one is about a 7 year old boy who wants to be a 7 year old girl. I’m starting to notice two things about French...
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Deadgirl – Request(ish)
With friends like J.T., who needs prison cellmates? It’s one thing to be a juvenile delinquent and know your friend is slightly more of a waste than you are, and another entirely to realize your best...
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Black Snake Moan – Request
I suppose this is another one I was sort of mislead on. I couldn’t tell you if it was due to commercials or other people, but I had sort of an entirely different idea of what was going to go on. Not...
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A question of requests
I have a few requests still left over from the last time I asked if anyone had any, and I want those people to know that they’re still going to be watched and written about. The delay came when my...
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I Am Sam – Request
Horrible. Not in the “this was badly made and I hated it” way. But the “I started crying ten minutes in and I didn’t stop the whole damned time” way. I don’t think I can ever watch this movie again,...
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The Vanguard
I know this was a requested movie. Somebody said that they wanted me to review it, but I can’t think of who it was now. Whoever you are? I’m sorry. But I couldn’t get any further than about 10 minutes...
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Gamer – request
I had what I would call an incredibly low opinion of what this movie was, what it was going to be, and how I was going to feel about it. I had such a low opinion of this movie based on the trailers and...
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Two Worlds – Request
Fuck you. No. Seriously. Fuck you. I played this game long before I ever started writing this here compendium of geekery. I will not play it again just because somebody out there has some sick sense of...
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Faces in the Crowd – again
That was… not really worth sitting through a second time, despite the fact that I didn’t really see it the first time. The idea of the movie was pretty interesting, but that’s about where the good...
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Anonymous – requestish
The write up for this is really the request. I went to see the movie on my own. I wanted to see the movie, really. It was facilitated by my friend Patrick, who had two passes to a pretty significantly...
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PS Vita – Initial Review
I talk a lot about Xbox, and I’ve spoken briefly about the Wii, and there’s some chatter about the DS, but I haven’t put hands on a Sony instrument for gaming since the PS2. This was a thing that...
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